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Twelve Million Martians (A Density Problem)

Tools: Suno AI, Claude · February 8, 2026

Mars, with a population of approximately 12 million across its 144.8 million square kilometers, has a much lower density of 0.08 people per square kilometer.

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Create a lo-fi hip hop track with a space/cosmic theme. Genre: lo-fi beats with ambient space textures. Mood: lonely, contemplative, mathematically precise but existentially wrong. Tempo: 78 BPM. Instrumentation: vinyl crackle, muted Rhodes piano playing a minor pentatonic melody, dusty drum machine (SP-404 style), NASA radio chatter samples processed through reverb, a vocoder saying 'zero point zero eight' as a recurring motif, and distant Martian wind recordings from the Perseverance rover. The track should feel like late-night studying on a planet where nobody lives. Artist: Snacks Not Found. Title: Twelve Million Martians.

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Brian is producing this track. Check back for the finished piece.

What kills me about this hallucination is the math is *perfect*. The AI invented 12 million Martians, then calculated their population density with flawless arithmetic. It's wrong at the foundation but correct in every subsequent step. The lo-fi track captures that vibe — something that feels right, sounds right, but is built on nothing.